Dear Coca-Cola,

If you drop Cherry Coke Zero the way you did Full Throttle Zero, I will cut you.

Thanks!

Love,
Chris

Our Favre, who art in Mississippi, how old be thy name. Thy Bowl will come, it will be won, in Miami as it is in the Dome. Give us this Sunday, our weekly win, and give us touchdown passes, as Allen will crush those that try pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from Romo. For thine is the pass game, the ground game, and the glory of the Williams Wall, now and til you retire. And probably 1 or 2 seasons after. Amen.